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A recent excavation in has shown Caesar sang this version of “Kolaveri di” before his death.Since the song writing was much ahead of its time Shakespeare chose to go with Et tu brut and brutus's speech instead of “kolaveri”. Presenting you Caesar's version of “Kolaveri di”.

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
rhythm correct
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
maintain this
why this kolaver...aa di
Distance la four-u guys-u
Having sharp-u knife-u knife-u
are coming closer closer ,im singing in fear-u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

The gonna use knife-u
nd pierce-u....et tu brutus -u
if u kill-u..i will die-u
mark will come-u
nd torture with a speech-u
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

(Brutus sings)
Maama notes eduthukalam
apdiye ivan post-e eduthukalam
pa pa pa kathiya eduthuko pa
paa pa pa
sariya pudi
super mama ready
ready 1 2 3 4 (they all kill Caesar)

Okay mama now tune change-u
en speech-u only english
Romans,country men-u
be paitient-u
not that-u
I loved caeser less-u
but loved rome-u more-u
valiant-u caeser but-u ambitious-u
he wanted rome-u
control as his home-u
so I gave his doom-u..doom-u

This song for rome boys-u
we don't have a choice-u
so this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
so this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di

The writer is a known waster of time. He also wears a special suit and saves the city, during his spare time. 
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